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Joke: And On The Menu Today We Have...-Fool joke

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Joke: And On The Menu Today We Have...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: 
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. 
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00. 
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. 
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" 
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" 
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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