Joke: 30 Yrs Difference-Fool joke

1972: Long hair 
2002: Longing for hair 

1972: The perfect high 
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 

1972: KEG 
2002: EKG 

1972: Acid rock 
2002: Acid reflux 

1972: Moving to California because it's cool 
2002: Moving to California because it's warm 

1972: Growing pot 
2002: Growing pot belly 

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 

1972: Seeds and stems 
2002: Roughage 

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints 
2002: Popping joints 

1972: Killer weed 
2002: Weed killer 

1972: Hoping for a BMW 
2002: Hoping for a BM 

1972: The Grateful Dead 
2002: Dr. Kevorkian 

1972: Going to a new, hip joint 
2002: Receiving a new hip joint 

1972: Rolling Stones 
2002: Kidney Stones 

1972: Being called into the principal's office 
2002: Calling the principal's office 

1972: Screw the system 
2002: Upgrade the system 

1972: Disco 
2002: Costco 

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 

1972: Taking acid 
2002: Taking antacid 

1972: Passing the drivers' test 
2002: Passing the vision test 

1972: Whatever 
2002: Depends