Joke: First Time Skydiving-Fool joke

A man went skydiving for the first time. After 
listening to the instructor for what seemed like 
days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out 
of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled 
the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. 
Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered 
his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing 
happened. He frantically began yanking both cords 
to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his 
eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this 
guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, 
the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything 
about skydiving?"

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything 
about gas stoves?"