Joke: Seminars For Males-Fool joke

(Prepared and Presented by Females) 

1. Combatting stupidity 

2. You too can do housework 

3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 

4. How to fill an ice tray 

5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money 

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am 

7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my silks") 

8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception 

9. Get a life; learn to cook 

10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong 

11. Spelling: Even you can get it right 

12. Understanding your financial incompetence 

13. You: The weaker sex 

14. Reasons to give flowers 

15. How to stay awake in public 

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 

17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb 

18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try 

19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower 

20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a bidet") 

22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 

23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull 

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 

25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency 

26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex 

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 

28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too 

29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home 

30. You too can be a designated driver 

31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel Gibson when naked") 

32. Changing your underwear: It really works 

33. The attainable goal: removing "tits" from your vocabulary 

34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary 

35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work