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Joke: The Note-Fool joke

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Joke: The Note

At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what 
the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed 
to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the 
answer. After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury 
foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors. 

One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror 
sitting next to him. He took the note from her and read, "I'm 
going to f*ck you like you've never been f*cked before." 

The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his 
pocket. "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" 
ordered the judge. 

"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."

责编:杨粟梅

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