Joke: Head Hog-Fool joke

One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can 
I speak to the head hog at the trough?"

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, 
"I'm sorry, who?"

The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at 
the trough?"

She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may 
refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer 
that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!"

To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving 
$100,000 to the building fund...."

To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think 
the big fat pig just walked in!"