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Joke: Pick Up Lines And Replies-Fool joke

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Joke: Pick Up Lines And Replies

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone. 

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. 

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now? 

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. 

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep. 

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. 

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop. 

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account. 

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it. 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? 

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine. 

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. 

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? 

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. 

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

责编:杨粟梅

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