英语话剧剧本：英语话剧《LOVE APARTMENT》（爱情公寓英语话剧剧本本）

 LOVE APARTMENT

(H:Hanna W:Wicky Y:Yuri Z:Zoi)

Scene 1

(On a peaceful morning,Yuri and Zoi are setting on the teble having thiers breakfast.Later Hanna shuts with a loud voice.)

H:This year how everyone is the best!

Z:what's up,look your breath so quickly.(yuri and Zio are having drinks slowly.)

H:Zio,is it right?You did.(Hanna points at Zio.)

Z:what did I do?(Zio was puzzle and spread out his hands.)

H:Last time I said something bad with you,you just take a opportunity to revenge on me,don't u?

Z:Don't make unfounded attack upon me.

Y:what are u talking about?

H:I bought a book ,Detective Conan.And then opened it,oh,Guess what I saw.when I saw the page 2,I was in tears.

Z:what’s wrong?

H:I don't know who the bastar is.He circled on someone in the comic and wrote he was the murdered.

(Y and Z laugh.and change scene.)

 

Scene 2

( H carries a laundry basket and put it down.)

Y:what's wrong with u again?

(Wicky appearance.)

W:she is unhappy.the reason is that I beat her 5 dollars.

Y:Right?Dont you wanna be alive that you beat her.(你不想活了你连她的钱都敢赢)

Z:I guess correctly how many socks she washed.

H:He happened to be.Nothing good.

Y:He may looks your laundry basket.

H:Ah!you are so metamorphosis!

W:I am not!I just attention about that you have a week did not wash your clothes.And the last three days you chose the same one.I inferential it.(reasoning)It’s lawyer’s intelligence.Hanna didn't guess me correctly.

H:How I can guess that you washed seven socks in last five days!

W:Because I only have seven socks.But it doesn't blame you.In fact,boys are smarter than girls.

H:Hey,you just won five dollars.Dont be proud.Would you like to prove how you are smart?

W:It is not proved.I am really smart or I only read a little and have known who the murdered was in the comic,Conan.

H:What did you say?!!

Y:So...You are the best that Hanna talked about.

W:Don't I circle is not the correct answer?

H:Who ake you the answer?You break my comic and if I don't punish you,I wont be smarter and stronger.

(Y stops H)

W:I admit I am strong.But I am really samrt.

H:Are you?Have you earned your living?

W:Haha,today I won five dollars.

H:Ok,I think I need to test your IQ.Let’s play a game.If you answer my questions,I ll give you another fifty dollars.

W:fifty dollars.(a little disdain.)Ok come on!(excited.)

(H and W sit diown and Y stand.)

H:No 1.

(Y knock the table and jump.)

H:Yuri,we are not in boxing.

Y:I just wanna render the atmosphere.(She stand by H.)

H:Question,why don't the Polar bear eatting the penguin.

W:Because the Polar bear are in Polar,the penguin are in the Antarctic.

Y:Congratulation!You are right!

(H glare at Y)

W:I am right,give me 50 dollars.

H:Don't worry.The next is 100 dollars,would you like to join?

W:Come on!

H:Question,if has a car.Jom was driving.Tom and Lam were sitting on the back seat.Who is the car owner?

W:I know.In fact there is no this car because you said that “if”.

H:Haha excuse me,you are wrong.There is really a car and the car owner is called Yif.Y-I-F Yif.Because I said Yif has a car just now.

Y:Zhang Wei you owe tow hundred and fifty.

(Then Z cries on the table.)

 

Scene 3

H:Question,how to speak it in English?(H offer her hand on four fingers.)

W:Four…

Y:Congratulation!

H:And how to speak it in English?(H curves her fingers.)

W:……

Y:If you guess wrong again,you will owe two thousand dollars.

W:……

H:I ll announce the answer.It’s wonderfour.

(Z cries on the table again.)

H:Give up guy.There are something you have to admire.

W:Let me go again?I can beat you.

H:what do you have for me to make bets?

W:Talking about money is not cultural.We can bet something free.

H:Ok I don't mind..If you answer the four questions,our debt will cancel once for all.

W:Ok,come on.

H:Question,what kind of tortoise walk with two feets?

W:(wait a minute.)I know,it’s Ninja turtle.

H:Not bad.Next,what kind of dogs walk with two feets?

W:Er…Snoopy.

H:What kind of cats walk with two feets?

W:Hello Kitty.

H:Yo you are right.Next,what kind of ducks walk with two feets?

W:Donal Duck haha!

H:Are you sure?Do not every ducks walk with two feets?

W:What!!Referee,she misleads me!

H:When did I say not to mislead you?And who tell you she is referee?(H point Y)

H:Should I give you last chance?

W:Sure!

H:Question,what kind of birds walk with two feets?

W:Every!Haha…

H:Yo,you have leant to answer.But who tell you every birds walk with two feets?The sparrow is a jump.

(W hematemesis diet.)

 

(All actors go on stage and bow.)

 

作者：Tenth

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