英语小品剧本：《不差钱》英文版

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小品：“不差钱”

　　(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

　　Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

　　(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

　　Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

　　Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。

　　Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~

　　赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

　　毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

　　Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

　　Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

　　Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。

　　Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

　　赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

　　Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。

　　Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

　　赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

　　Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

　　毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

　　Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

　　赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

　　Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛：这也不能够啊。

　　Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

　　赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

(小沈阳上)(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)

　　Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street . 小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。

　　Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?

　　赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊?(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah ….

　　小沈阳：是的是的。。。。

　　Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.

　　赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。

　　Shenyang I’m not a miss ,I’m a man ,a real man from the inside out.

　　小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。

　　Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?

　　赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。

　　Shenyang See, it's no skirt but Capri pants .it's men's wear in Scottish style.. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.

　　小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。

　　Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you' best.

　　赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。

　　Shenyang No problem.

　　小沈阳：呃，没问题。

　　Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .

　　赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱?

　　Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.

　　小沈阳：得一、两万的。

　　Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?

　　赵本山：一、两万?啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账? Shenyang Are you IOU?

　　小沈阳：打白条儿啊?

Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.

　　赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。

　　Shenyang What's it?

　　小沈阳：啥意思?

　　Uncle Zhao A tip for you.

　　赵本山：小费。

　　Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!

　　小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。

　　Uncle Zhao that’ok . but you are not get it for nothing'. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.

　　赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗?我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。

　　Shenyang Like how’s?

　　小沈阳：咋兜呢?

　　Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?

　　赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。我要点贵菜...... Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."

　　小沈阳：我就说没有呗。

　　Uncle Zhao You're smart. Come on boy ,

　　赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.(从衣服里又拿出钱)

　　Shenyang Thank you

　　小沈阳：谢谢。

　　Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.

　　毛毛：爷爷，我有点饿了。

　　Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?

　　赵本山：饿了?来碗面条。

　　Shenyang 78 yuan.

　　小沈阳：呃，78一碗。

　　Uncle Zhao What noodles can be so expensive?

　　赵本山：啥面?这么贵。

　　Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.

　　小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。

　　Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much?

　　赵本山：是不是卤子贵?

　　Shenyang It's free.

　　小沈阳：卤不要钱。

　　Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack!

　　赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。

　　Shenyang It is no one to called before, sir.

　　小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。

　　Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make change.

　　赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。

　　Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.

　　小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。

　　Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's 星光大道 comes, you must show your' best, OK?

　　赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不?

　　Yadar:ok.

　　毛毛：好吧。

　　Uncle zhao : It's the best opportunity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.

　　赵本山：这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。

　　Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.

　　毛毛：看我才多大呀?、

　　Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?

　　赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗?

　　Yadar I can.

　　毛毛：我能!

　　Uncle Zhao That is my girl, good for you .

　　(小沈阳再次上场.)

　　Shenyang Here's the sauce for you.

　　小沈阳：给你的汤

　　Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry.

　　Yadar Grandpa, it's a bit salty.

Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her some water to drink.

　　Shenyang free water?

　　Uncle Zhao of carouse.

　　Shenyang： ok， wait a minute.

　　(毕福剑上)(小沈阳扔掉手中的东西)非常滑稽

　　Shenyang oh a oh a …. You are that one ??you are..you are..you are Zhujun! Oh sorry.you are..you are you are Bai Yansong? Oh no. you are…you are Mr Bi ! Are you Mr. Bi?

　　小沈阳：哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个......蒙住了。朱军?!不是朱军。白岩松?!不是。老毕......你是毕老师吗?!

　　CCTV Man I'm Bi Fujian.

　　毕福剑：我姓毕。

　　henyang Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here.

　　小沈阳毕老师来了，快来人啊，毕老师来了。

　　Uncle Zhao Hi Hi Hi!!!Watch ever !

　　赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的?

　　Shenyang He's Mr. Bi...

　　小沈阳：毕老师......

　　Uncle Zhao I know, he's my guest.

　　赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。

　　Shenyang Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you?

　　小沈阳：毕老师，你给我照个相呗!

　　赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧?

　　Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcome, Mr. Bi. CCTV Man Nice to meet you.

　　毕福剑：你好

　　Uncle Zhao I've been wait you for a long time.

　　赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。

　　CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. You are?

　　毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是......?

　　Uncle Zhao Are you looking for~?

　　赵本山：你找谁?

　　CCTV Man I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu.

　　毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。

　　Uncle Zhao oh~~~You got it. Here's his daddy ...

赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是......

　　Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.

　　毛毛：赵铁柱是我爹。

　　Uncle Zhao Ho, I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you looking for a dad?

　　赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗?

　　CCTV Man yes, daddy... oh no !I’m looking for your son,Where is your son? 毕福剑：爹......不是，我找您儿子。

　　Uncle Zhao He's at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly! they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.

　　赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。

　　CCTV Man What're the colors ?

　　毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色?

　　Uncle Zhao They're all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful!!

　　赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。

　　CCTV Man What?/Why?

　　毕福剑：为什么?

　　Uncle Zhao They're so excited.

　　赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。

　　CCTV Man Let's go there, then.

　　毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。

　　Uncle Zhao Oh no!! you know here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that? 赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。 CCTV Man ohno on on on on on on ! I've had my meal on the plane.

　　毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。

　　Uncle Zhao You're my guest, so please follow me.

　　赵本山：那客随主便，好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。

　　Shenyang Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ??

　　小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗?毕老师。

　　CCTV Man (to Shenyang) You're... a male waiter?

　　毕福剑：你是男服务员?

　　Shenyang Yup

　　小沈阳：嗯哪。

　　CCTV Man hei hei hei……You looks so sweet, boy.

　　毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。

　　Uncle Zhao I agree with you. haha…….we are must be townee.